Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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