Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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