But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Sponge bath it is.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
