My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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