Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
