if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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