Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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