i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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