Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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