I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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