I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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