When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
