The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
