? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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