How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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