dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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