I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
