So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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