I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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