We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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