:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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