I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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