just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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