mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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