Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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