So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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