she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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