I puked a lego.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
