"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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