Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm passing your future prison.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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