Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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