He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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