I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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