...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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