If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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