It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If that was your dad, he is hot
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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