worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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