Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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