I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
