so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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