Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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