Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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