Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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