I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I'm really busy with my period
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