he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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