Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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