please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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