I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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