By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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