Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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